Post by HOLLYPALOOZA on Dec 7, 2011 6:20:38 GMT -5
OH SHIT! THEY'VE DONE IT AGAIN? WHO'S DONE WHAT? YOU ASK. VANS IS
THROWING ANOTHER OFF THE WALL TOUR AND WITH ALL THE BANDS INVOLVED
IT'S GONNA BE SERIOUSLY KICK-ASS! BUT THAT'S NOT THE GREATEST NEWS
OF ALL. THE BEST IS YET TO COME: THE LOCATION.----------------------------------------
THIS YEAR IT'S IN THE ONE PLACE VAN'S HAS YET TO INFILTRATE! THAT'S
RIGHT? SCANDALOUS, INFAMOUS, AND NOTORIOUS HOLLYWOOD IS ABOUT TO GET
A DATE WITH THE DARK AND DANGEROUS (NOT TO MENTION SEXY) BANDS OF THE
WORLD. BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL, BABIES. THIS TOUR IS THE ONE TO GO
DOWN FOR THE AGES.------------------------------------------------------------------------
THIS TIME, IT'S A TWO YEAR LONG TOUR ACROSS EVERY INCH OF CALIFORNIA
BUT VAN'S HAS GOT IT'S CLAWS INTO HOLLYWOOD FOR HEADQUARTERS AND BABY,
THEY AIN'T LETTING GO.--------------------------------------------------------------------------
GOOD NEWS, RIGHT? AWESOME EVEN? WELL, DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ARE. BANDS,
SINGERS, MUSICIANS, ACTORS, DIRECTORS, CITIZENS, AND WHO ELSE KNOWS
WHAT ALL CROWDED IN THE LAND THAT COINED THE LIFE OF THE RICH AND
FAMOUS? OH YEAH. DRAMA AND CHAOS, MAYBE A LITTLE SEX, DRUGS, AND ROCK
AND ROLL, AND PERHAPS A BIT OF ROMANCE (SHORT OR LONG TIME IS COOL BY
US)---IT'S ALL ON THE HORIZON.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES CRAZY EXCITED AND HARD FOR THIS ONE EITHER.
THE PAPS HAVE THEIR PRIZED CAM MONSTERS REARED AND READY TO GO. THEY
HAVE ALL LOVINGLY RENAMED OUR BELOVED HOLLYWOOD. FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS
(IF THIS THING LASTS THIS LONG), HOLLYWOOD CEASES TO BE JUST HOLLYWOOD.
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU ARE NEW IN TOWN AND PEOPLE START TO WELCOME
YOU TO --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HOLLYPALOOZA
IT'S GONNA BE A WILD TRIP, HOMES. WHY NOT COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE?
RULES. FORM.
FACE CLAIM. ADVERTISING.