Post by ( P A P A R A Z Z I ) on Feb 4, 2012 0:39:48 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,10,true][atrb=style, background-color: #423c42;,true][cs=2] CAN'T KEEP IT IN HIS PANTS [div style="font-family: arial narrow; font-size: 9px; letter-spacing: 1px; text-align:justify; width: 400px; line-height: 8px; color: #031d26;[b"]]what a stupid little whore |
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PIERRE DE LAMARLIERE !
[/td][/tr][tr][td][atrb=width,240][atrb=style,border-radius: 0em; -moz-border-radius: 0em;background-image:url(http://media.bigoo.ws/content/background/paper/paper_35.jpg), width 400px; height: 400px;][atrb=border, 0, true][atrb=width,200,true][atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=cellPadding,10,true][atrb=style, background-color: #423c42;,true][cs=2][/td][/tr][tr][td][atrb=width,200][atrb=style,border-radius: 0em; -moz-border-radius: 0em;background-image:url('http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss334/Midori-chii/Step_031.jpg'), width 400px; height: 400px;][atrb=border, 0, true][atrb=width,200,true]Correct me if I’m wrong (and we all know I’m never wrong), but isn’t it just the lamest thing in the world when the tough guys you see actually have some sort of deep, sentimental side? Wakefield’s Jimmi Ziggs always tries to act like that badass who’s too cool to act for everyone, but apparently the guy has a soft spot for the abnormally chirpy Forever Cursed drummer Wynona Citlali. The two were seen getting hot and heavy in the lounge, of all places. God have mercy on the poor souls who wanted to hang out there and were instead disrupted by the sound of things that are technically supposed to go bump in the night. Now we all know that the wannabe badass has a soft-spot for the pint-sized pipsqueak. It’s fair to say we all saw it coming though. What a shame that there’s no genuine assholes out there anymore.
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To save all the girls out there from breaking their hearts over the loss of the promiscuous heartthrobs who seem to be getting snatched up surprisingly quickly lately, we have a new guy on the scene, and he’s quite a cutie. He even has an adorable little British accent to boot. Can you guess who this guy is? It’s pretty damn obvious, but to relieve the idiots out there who couldn’t figure it out, the chick magnet is Grayson Helling. Admittedly he probably doesn’t have as many notches on his bedpost as some other guys on tour, but I bet it won’t be hard for him to match it. All he would really have to do is flash and smile and toss around a few compliments like he means it. Apparently he has his sights set on Abigail Torres as his first victim. I hope she doesn’t hurt too badly when he breaks her heart. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope that he won’t be an utter disappointment because we’re really lacking in a good whore who lives up to his reputation.
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To save all the girls out there from breaking their hearts over the loss of the promiscuous heartthrobs who seem to be getting snatched up surprisingly quickly lately, we have a new guy on the scene, and he’s quite a cutie. He even has an adorable little British accent to boot. Can you guess who this guy is? It’s pretty damn obvious, but to relieve the idiots out there who couldn’t figure it out, the chick magnet is Grayson Helling. Admittedly he probably doesn’t have as many notches on his bedpost as some other guys on tour, but I bet it won’t be hard for him to match it. All he would really have to do is flash and smile and toss around a few compliments like he means it. Apparently he has his sights set on Abigail Torres as his first victim. I hope she doesn’t hurt too badly when he breaks her heart. Let’s all cross our fingers and hope that he won’t be an utter disappointment because we’re really lacking in a good whore who lives up to his reputation.
So we all thought Javier Lionford was a major ladies’ man, but it seems like he’s got some competition with a certain piece of eye candy from Matchwork. There’s a handsome brunette with a cute French accent that most girls know as Pierre de Lamarliere, and I’ve been hearing that he’s quite a heartbreaker. Unlike the currently taken man whore from DJ Gross, this guy has some serious charm, but he sleeps around just as much. I can’t say what would be better: having shameless sex with no strings attached or being charmed butt naked into bed. What do you girls out there think?
The worst thing is probably just that he’s so in denial about the truth. Honey, you’re a whore. Get it in your brain. There’s no shame in it. Just look at the other promiscuous band members hanging around. They seem to be pretty damn proud that they can strut around naked and roll in bed with strangers. But maybe Pierre’s just afraid of Mommy dearest’s reaction. People say that he tries to act like a good boy because his mother might just slaughter him if she found out about all the naughty things he does. Oh well. It’s all out in the open now, so whatever happens will happen. He should’ve known better than to try keeping secrets from me.
Unfortunately for the chickies with their eyes set on him, this guy’s relationship status is questionable. The rumour mill has been telling me that he’s paying some special attention to All That’s Love’s Katja Dietrich. Is it just me or do all the girls in that band seem to have a thing for getting it on with whores? Anyway, he seems to spending more time with her than he does on other girls, though there haven’t been any official announcements that they’re together. Nevertheless, I smell jealousy in the air. Some petty fans of the drummer are probably sharpening their kitty claws right now because no one likes it when the best guys out there get taken. Rawr.
But who knows, maybe Katja isn’t the one they should be turning their hostilities toward. There have been sightings that Pierre has also been spending some quality time with a photographer named Jeydon Lansing. They were sharing this special moment together in the mask of midnight, and we know that nighttime hook-ups usually occur because someone wants to keep something a secret. Obviously they didn’t do so well to keep their little affair under wraps because I swear it was like you could see the sparks literally fly through the air. If little Miss Katja really did tie down the European player, then she’ll have to keep an eye on him. He just might end up with a mistress at this rate. Or maybe it’s already too late.
I guess everyone has a fair chance with the French boy since he doesn’t seem to discriminate between women or men, nor does he seem to have any preferences in regards to status of fame and bands. It’s like a free-for-all. Any go-getter can take a shot at him, and who knows? If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll be lucky mistress number two. He probably isn’t much better at commitment than his other whore counterparts, but maybe he’ll prove to be different in a good way. Honestly though? Thus far, Pierre doesn’t seem to be playing the part of a loyal boyfriend very well. That’s of course assuming that he and Katja really did get together, but let’s face it. What are the chances that they’re spending this much quality time with each other as just friends? It’s a bullshit excuse, and we all know it.
Lucky for all of you, I keep track of everything that goes on. Rest assured that I’ll tell you for sure whether the little lovebirds have hooked up yet. Until next time, ciao, bitches.
[/td][/tr][/table][/center]The worst thing is probably just that he’s so in denial about the truth. Honey, you’re a whore. Get it in your brain. There’s no shame in it. Just look at the other promiscuous band members hanging around. They seem to be pretty damn proud that they can strut around naked and roll in bed with strangers. But maybe Pierre’s just afraid of Mommy dearest’s reaction. People say that he tries to act like a good boy because his mother might just slaughter him if she found out about all the naughty things he does. Oh well. It’s all out in the open now, so whatever happens will happen. He should’ve known better than to try keeping secrets from me.
Unfortunately for the chickies with their eyes set on him, this guy’s relationship status is questionable. The rumour mill has been telling me that he’s paying some special attention to All That’s Love’s Katja Dietrich. Is it just me or do all the girls in that band seem to have a thing for getting it on with whores? Anyway, he seems to spending more time with her than he does on other girls, though there haven’t been any official announcements that they’re together. Nevertheless, I smell jealousy in the air. Some petty fans of the drummer are probably sharpening their kitty claws right now because no one likes it when the best guys out there get taken. Rawr.
But who knows, maybe Katja isn’t the one they should be turning their hostilities toward. There have been sightings that Pierre has also been spending some quality time with a photographer named Jeydon Lansing. They were sharing this special moment together in the mask of midnight, and we know that nighttime hook-ups usually occur because someone wants to keep something a secret. Obviously they didn’t do so well to keep their little affair under wraps because I swear it was like you could see the sparks literally fly through the air. If little Miss Katja really did tie down the European player, then she’ll have to keep an eye on him. He just might end up with a mistress at this rate. Or maybe it’s already too late.
I guess everyone has a fair chance with the French boy since he doesn’t seem to discriminate between women or men, nor does he seem to have any preferences in regards to status of fame and bands. It’s like a free-for-all. Any go-getter can take a shot at him, and who knows? If you’re lucky, maybe you’ll be lucky mistress number two. He probably isn’t much better at commitment than his other whore counterparts, but maybe he’ll prove to be different in a good way. Honestly though? Thus far, Pierre doesn’t seem to be playing the part of a loyal boyfriend very well. That’s of course assuming that he and Katja really did get together, but let’s face it. What are the chances that they’re spending this much quality time with each other as just friends? It’s a bullshit excuse, and we all know it.
Lucky for all of you, I keep track of everything that goes on. Rest assured that I’ll tell you for sure whether the little lovebirds have hooked up yet. Until next time, ciao, bitches.