Post by catherine on Nov 6, 2011 20:08:58 GMT -5
KINGSLEY CATHERINE CALLAIT, TWENTY-THREE, MATCHWORK - VOCALIST/GUITARIST, STRAIGHT, SARCASTIC LAST FIFTEEN TEXTS "The upside was the pillow pet wedding. The downside was your puking on them while they were on their honeymoon." "We can buy them babies, sure. How much do Peewee Pillow Pets cost?" "My dad told me that he found the weed in my car and I thanked him since it was missing. Then he apologized for smoking it. Never let it be said that the Callait family hasn't got manners." "I just met either Miley Cyrus or a drag queen who is really bad at looking female." "You left your Zoo Pals cup in my purse. It's full of Play-Doh..." "I just found cream cheese in my hair. Your doing?" "Dad and Jeremy want to know if you made it home safely. The last pictures that you put on Facebook didn't look promising." "You know that French movie with the singing children? It's pretty good." "Remember Mr Foley who taught us art senior year? He's still hot and I'd still love to sleep with him." "My iPhone's broken and won't stop playing the Red Hot Chili Peppers on repeat. Fucking help me." "Wait. I fixed it. Pretend that text never even happened." "I know it's you. Stop signing your texts 'lol dad'. that doesn't even make sense." "No, lol doesn't mean 'lots of love'..." "If I could bottle your energy and sell it, it'd be better than crack." "Let's get fucked up like the economy. RIP brain cells." FIVE LATEST FORMSPRING ANSWERS Q. Do you wear glasses? A. Glasses are for douchebags. So, yeah. I do. Q. Where's the next date for the tour at? A. Two things. One, look it up on the website. Two, don't end a sentence with a preposition. Q. UR DAD IS A FAGIT. HE'S GOING 2 GO 2 HELL. A. Okay. No. Q. y r u so anal abot gramr? A. I can't even understand you... Q. It's just a jump to the left...! A. AND A STEP TO THE RIIIIIIIIIIGHT. Time warp with me, o holy one. A SHORT BIT ABOUT KINGSLEY Kingsley has one older brother, Dani, and a younger sister, Meredith. Dani is exactly ten years older than Kinglsey is and Meredith is two years younger. Dani is from when their parents, Frank and April, were sixteen and in high school, but strangely enough, they stayed together and raised their son well. When they felt ready for more kids, they decided to have Kingsley and Meredith. The family was surprisingly functional until Kingsley was about six years old and her father came out as gay. Frank moved in with his boyfriend, Jeremy, and April promptly sunk into a severe depression that rendered her suicidal. When Kingsley was eight, she and Meredith and Dani went to live with Frank and Jeremy because of their mother's death. Kingsley can't remember her mother very well at all, but Dani can and she has baby videos to watch when she's feeling nostalgic. When Kingsley was thirteen, she decided to jump on the bandwagon and aspire to become a singer/guitarist. Dani bought her a guitar for her birthday and her father paid for singing lessons, at which she seemed to be a natural. Since then, she's been absolutely in love with making music. Kingsley goes by her nickname Kiki Callait while performing, though she prefers Kingsley around her friends. The name Kiki is just a nickname that her father gave to her while she was growing up and she grew quite attached to it. Plus, she thinks it makes her sound more badass, which is never a bad thing. Kingsley is quite sarcastic and she's also quite easy to get angry about the things she likes to get angry about. She hates ignorant people first and foremost and she really hates bad grammar. In fairness, she makes grammatical mistakes a bit, but when it's all said and done, she sticks to the easy stuff like glue. "Never end a sentence with a preposition." "You mean well not good." "It's if I were not if I was." Other than that, Kingsley is pretty good-natured. She loves her weed and alcohol and she only gets carried away sometimes. HANNAH, 17, EMAIL (lets.dance.hannah@gmail.com) OR PM |
